Ikea and Home Depot are a dorkdom I did NOT see coming. Jean Grae (@JeanGreasy  her new album “Everything’s Fine” just came out! Get it.) is such a delight I CLAIM I will go to an IKEA. Wait for it. I learn about curtains. You will be CHARMED. #jococruise Enjoy.

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11:35 Home Depot   

20:35 The Zombie Apocalypse and the use of “Shelf Bits”

36:35 Jean solves my Kitchen Curtain Rod issues.

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It’s ALMOST outsider movies. Greg Benson (@mediocre films https://www.youtube.com/mediocrefilms) loves a movie where so much effort has been made but there’s NOTHING THERE. Not Camp. Showgirls. We see how Yeshmin came to be.  #jococruise Enjoy.

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8:20 Showgirls
21:30 Manos the hands of fate
42:00 Mac and Me
50:00 The Room

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Such good intentions to discuss the fancy foods to aspire to but Anita Sarkeesian (@femfreq @anitasarkeesian) and I discover that we really want to dork out about being Armenian. And so it came to pass. She’s got a great site dedicated to looking at pop culture from a feminist angle https://feministfrequency.com/ which, since it’s never done that way? is fascinating. You will come for Anita and stay for the beginning of friendship.  #jococruise Enjoy.

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14:50 Swedish Bread. 

63:30 Armenian Comedy

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We dive off the third rope into a couple of Open Mike Eagle’s (@Mike_Eagle) favorite wrestlers. I learn a LITTLE bit more about wrestling. He’s got a new album out (Brick Body Kids Still Daydream) and a wrestling pod (it looks so SILLY and great http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/tights-and-fights rivalling, perhaps the genre itsveryself. #jococruise Enjoy.

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13:00 famous Ref!
15:30 Sensational Sheri “Sexy Boy” ? a rendition.
46:00 Independent Wrestling the ? Kenny Omega

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There’s series of novels Erica Burns (@blondechick80) has NOT read, but I feel like there’s more she WILL. WE dork out hard on Harry Bosch, Jack Reacher, Outlander. We scratch a SURFACE. #jococruise Listen up.

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16:00 Pro tip for audio books from the Library!
25:45 Jack Reacher Novels
32:50 Outlander the books. The show. The time travel. The ad. Then SO MUCH MORE outlander. Hee.

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Audio leveling by Patrick Brady
Music is by Mike Ruekberg
Website design by Vilmos: www.hiredguncoding.com

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Stu Anderson (@andest01) knows about the elusive brown trout. He made an app! troutspotr https://2017.troutspotr.com/ for the website and downloadable, free app about FISHIN! I learn from the ground UP about these water based animals and how to catch them. It’s an amazing conversation for real!! He ties his own flies. Get in there.

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8:22  DIFFERENT TROUTS splained!

35:12 Lines? fishing lines, tippets ? other things.

Couple of great reads!!
Curtis Creek Manifesto
The Little Red Book of Fly Fishing

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Chery Jones (of @moviesmademepod ) is SO GREAT. She loved a movie, so she learned to sail. She read a bunch of books about sailing and then got her masters. What? Yes. Listen up.

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9:55 She saw that movie in 2003

13:50 Pirates turn into THE NAVY, Learning to sail Tall Ships

26:00 I fall in LOVE with Cheryl Jones.

47:00 SCURVY

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Labyrinth is that Bowie/Jim Henson movie I saw once. Virginia Jones (@badiniadones),  standup comic and delight, has seen it A LOT. I learn Jennifer Connelly invented Cosplay. Holy smokes with this movie. I learn stuff I didn’t know about Goth. It’s a delight.

2:30 RIGHT away we find out about “Dark Nerds” and the game “REAL DOG/PUPPET DOG”

16:30 we Weed off into discussing our opinion of Birds.

39:13 Me with a great question, as Bowie is musician, “is there a soundtrack?”

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The woman behind the man is usually right next to him getting her name removed from the research paper when they stop being married. Cathryn Michon (@thegrrlgenius) is a writer and director and she is great. She loves a tale of an underdog. And the women who inspire her to keep going. This one will make you mad and remind you about the Cotton Gin. Bring It.

11:19 Catherine Littlefield Green invented the Cotton Gin

24:42 a VERY intense conversation about Oprah running for President to 30min in. At least.

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Martha Gellhorn was inspirational to Julie Seabaugh (@julieseabaugh). Inspiring her to write what she wanted to write about (Julie is a freelance comedy writer) and, just as telling, get the hell out of St. Louis for a minute. I’d never heard of her. It’s a good one!!

15:30 D Day!

22:00 Martha TRIED to write fiction. She’s no Hemingway.

34:00 book BY Martha to start off your own travels.

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